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Divorcee Who Travelled The World To Find Herself Admits Disappointment With The Results »
Posted by: 4 weeks ago in Humor
After years of divorced friends regaling her with tales of their life-affirming wild adventures abroad as they were finally liberated from years of tedium, Ms ...
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YouTube - jefferson airplane meets star trek »
Posted by: 1 month, 3 weeks ago in Humor
Apparently, Star Trek was more of a pro-drug program than many viewers realized. Parents be warned!
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Low Point Of Western Civilization To Be Reached This Friday At 3:32 P.M. »
Posted by: 2 months ago in Humor
An international panel of leading anthropologists, cultural critics, biologists, and social theorists announced this week that Western civilization will reach its lowest conceivable point at ...
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GOP Health Plan Auctions Surgeries To Lowest Bidder »
Posted by: 2 months, 1 week ago in Humor
WASHINGTON (CAP) - Eager to recapture the edge in its ongoing battle with the administration over health care reform, congressional Republicans have unveiled their own version ...
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Cigarette Manufacturers Permitted To Put 'Smoking Is Cool' Messages On Packets »
Posted by: 2 months, 1 week ago in Humor
After intensive lobbying from the tobacco industry, cigarette manufacturers are to be allowed to put their side of the argument in prominent messages on cigarette ...
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Facebook, Twitter Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their College-Age Kids »
Posted by: 2 months, 2 weeks ago in Humor
From TODAY NOW [The Onion's morning show] 'E-Mom' Gloria Bianco shows hosts Jim and Tracy how geographical distance is no longer a roadblock to ...
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Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture? »
Posted by: 2 months, 3 weeks ago in Humor
In The Know panelists discuss the closing of the controversial detainee labyrinth and debate whether the Minotaur's sternum-stomping-by-hooves interrogation technique yielded valuable intelligence.
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Disney Channel Stars Actually Child Slaves »
Posted by: 2 months, 4 weeks ago in Humor
BURBANK (CAP) - Evidence uncovered by a CAP News investigative team shows that the Disney Channel has been holding its young performers captive in a sort ...
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Ominous Music Heard Throughout U.S. Sends Nation Into Panic »
Posted by: 3 months ago in Humor
Government officials have not determined the source of the music or what it could portend, but they urge Americans to avoid deserted mansions, woods, and ...
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Congress Deadlocked Over How Not To Provide Health Care »
Posted by: 3 months ago in Humor
"Both parties understand that the current system is broken," House Speaker Nancy Pelosi told reporters Monday. "But what we can't seem to agree upon ...
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British Royal Family Concerned After Queen Elizabeth II Beheads 7 Tourists »
Posted by: 3 months ago in Humor
LONDON - Despite an accident late last week, during which Elizabeth II called for all of England to fight off the Normans, family members claimed that ...
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Kevorkian Tapped To Head Death Panel »
Posted by: 3 months ago in Humor
WASHINGTON - In a stunning reversal, the Obama administration today admitted that the so-called 'death panel' against which Republican operatives have been railing for the past ...
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US May Take Military Action To Liberate Britain From Socialised Health Care »
Posted by: 3 months, 1 week ago in Humor
After months of exhaustive research into Britain’s National Health Service in the name of President Obama’s healthcare reforms, senior American officials have now ...
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Uncle Jay Explains The News, August 17th, 2009 »
Posted by: 3 months, 1 week ago in Humor
Luckily, our Death Panels are all American, so there's no nasty Russian judge like the Olympics. And Paula Abdul's available! Also, Dick Cheney ...
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Congress Commences 'Cash For Condoms' Program »
Posted by: 3 months, 1 week ago in Humor
WASHINGTON (CAP) - Owing to the unquestionable success of the Cash For Clunkers program, Congress has announced a new similar project aimed at reviving the sagging ...
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